As spuntarded as I may happen to get & be, I find that horoscopes legitimately are. That being said, I decided to be like the water sign I am & dove headfirst into the subject matter, no matter how outrageous, finishing it handily with my usual fluid grace. So get some lube, get some tissues, and get your daily dose of whore-oscopes, cause we’re gonna be Zodiackin’ Off!

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